Am primit zilele acestea un e-mail. De la un frate şi prieten. La început m-a amuzat. Apoi m-am gândit că multe dintre punctele acestui „test” se potrivesc şi prin alte locuri.
„Testul” este propus de Jeff Foxworthy
actor de comedie şi autor al unor lucrări umoristice din Statele Unite, remarcat pentru discursul uneori foarte caustic… Iată mai jos „testul”…
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
(mulţumesc lui Valerian pentru e-mail!)
Acum rămâne să vedeţi voi cu ce ar putea fi înlocuit „republican” şi „democrat”… 😀